Slutting it up on ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ is the first step to getting a ‘16 and Pregnant’ contract.
But seriously, that four year old dances sluttier than the brigde and tunnel girls at clubs in the Meatpacking Discrict.
An open letter to the (hot) doctors at my job
Dear Gentlemen,
Why don’t you ever hit on me? For 2 years and 8 months I have pranced around the hospital and medical school, and for 2 years and 8 months I’ve been ignored. We’ve crossed paths in the library, cafeteria, laboratory, hallway, and various seminars without one word ever being shared. I’ve seen my female coworkers and yours. While there are absolutely a handful of pretty women in white coats, we can all firmly attest that I am one of the more attractive young women here. But alas, nothing. Why not ask me my name, say hello, or simply flash friendly smile? I get that you’re busy, but where else are you going to meet women? I firmly believe men should always make the first move, so I’ll just pout at my desk in the meanwhile.
Waiting,
J
Thinspiration, you can never start too young.
Parents, if you won’t stop your fat kids from eating Cheetos, Paul Kramer will do it for you.
NYC Men Are Dropping Like Flies
Rash of Untimely Male Deaths Make Women Feel Better About Themselves
Click through to read Kickin’ I.T.’s blog post. This girl has perspective.
Grace Helbig shows us how white girls eat salads.
Pass the bottle of Pinot Grigio.
