January 2012
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WatchSlutting it up on ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ is the first step to getting a ‘16 and Pregnant’ contract.
But seriously, that four year old dances sluttier than the brigde and tunnel girls at clubs in the Meatpacking Discrict.
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December 2011
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August 2011
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An open letter to the (hot) doctors at my job
Dear Gentlemen,
Why don’t you ever hit on me? For 2 years and 8 months I have pranced around the hospital and medical school, and for 2 years and 8 months I’ve been ignored. We’ve crossed paths in the library, cafeteria, laboratory, hallway, and various seminars without one word ever being shared. I’ve seen my female coworkers and yours. While there are absolutely a...
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NYC Men Are Dropping Like Flies
Rash of Untimely Male Deaths Make Women Feel Better About Themselves
Click through to read Kickin’ I.T.’s blog post. This girl has perspective.
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July 2011
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May 2011
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March 2011
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Blind Date. Literally BLIND date.
When I received an e-mail from my uncle asking “can I give your number to a nice Jewish boy from the club” aka “Can I prostitute my only single niece”, I laughed and said sure. If nothing else, I figured it could be a potential blog entry. I had obviously done some gentle facebook stalking ahead of time, and was actually looking forward to meeting the guy.
He suggested a...
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It's my party, and I'll steal pics if I want to.
Sorry I’m not sorry that I just snuck onto my roommate’s computer while she wasn’t home and stole her pictures from my birthday. My birthday was February 20th, but there has yet to be a Facebook album (gasp!). I just wanted to ensure that I had copies of all the pretty picture of myself.
-J
Yet another way to blame our relationship status... →
- J
February 2011
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No More Glass Ceiling?
Dear Potential Male Suitors,
I guarantee that you earn more money than I do. Especially seeing that every guy we meet works in finance, law, or real estate. Please don’t stop buying our drinks. If you don’t buy us drinks, how will you get laid?
Warm Regards,
Most 20-Something Manhattan Women
-J
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As if being single on Valentine's Day wasn't bad...
Sorry we’re not sorry for both going through the turnstile with 1 metrocard swipe for the following reasons:
1. We’re clearly 2 single girls heading home alone on Valentine’s Day. If that’s not pathetic enough, we both had really shitty guy situations recently.. Flights were canceled.
2. The cost of the monthly unlimited metrocard is astronomical. Forgetting your card and...
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January 2011
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HD TV
Sorry we’re not sorry we didn’t watch the Jets game in HD. Women can’t see in HD anyways.
- A
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Gimme Somme that Sommelier
Sorry I’m not sorry for leaving this comment card at New York Vintners. How was I supposed to concentrate on the tannins in my wine when beautiful Brandon the wine expert was doing that swishing thing with his mouth?!? Sorry I’m also not sorry for drunkenly leaving the bottle of wine we bought on the subway on our way to the next bar. Wait… Actually, I am kind of sorry about...
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Back On Track
Mango at the desk? Could be weirder.
Sorry I’m not sorry for cutting a mango at my desk. (With the exception of those tortilla chips) I’m on a raw food diet.
- J
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In Defense of Guacamole
Image via WikipediaSorry I’m not sorry for that slight detour from my ‘Raw Foods/Detox’ week. There was a catered lunch from a pharmaceutical rep at work today. Mexican food is my weakness.. I can’t say no to free guac! Or free food for that matter. My salary doesn’t afford me that luxury. But in all seriousness, avocados are technically raw. As are onions,...
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A Well-Balanced Meal
Sorry I’m not sorry that at the age of 25 I still consider this a reasonable dinner.
- J
Magnolia cupcakes!
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Happy Holidays! All of them!
Sorry we’re not sorry for being overzealous with holiday decorating. January 11, 2011 was a somber evening, the evening ADK decided it was time to put away our Christmas decorations. She carefully packed up all snowflakes, greeting cards, Santa hats, and ornaments. As Christmas decorations were replaced by Valentine’s Day decor, it was a bittersweet sadness in 1B. One CVS trip and a...
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The No Pants Dance
Sorry we’re not sorry for riding the subway without pants. We had actually lost our pants during an awkward one-night stand the night before, but the coincidence of Improv Everywhere’s ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ made a great cover. We blended in perfectly, and even learned about the power of pants in Union Square.
- J & A
‘The History of Pants’‘Are...
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Sari I'm not Sorry
Sorry I’m not sorry that I convinced my boss that it would be REALLY FUN for her to try on this sari and casually snapped a photo when she wasn’t looking.
- A
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Survivor Here I Come!
Sorry I’m not sorry I am filling out a Survivor application instead of applying for a new job. Extreme weight loss, a killer tan, and hot men on the beach? Hello Season 26!
Sorry I’m not sorry I’ve wasted 25 seasons of my life watching this show… - A
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Ready to Rave
Sorry I’m not sorry for the 6am glow stick party. There really just aren’t enough raves on the Upper East Side. Don’t worry, we still have one unopened pack of glow sticks left.
- J
