Sorry We're Not Sorry

Jan 24

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Jan 02

Two Girls, One Cup.
Our milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. But our asses won’t bring anyone anywhere, since we started 2012 by consuming a milkshake made with an entire sleeve of oreos and half a pint of chocolate ice cream. At least we used fat-free milk. #dietstartstomorrow
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Two Girls, One Cup.

Our milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. But our asses won’t bring anyone anywhere, since we started 2012 by consuming a milkshake made with an entire sleeve of oreos and half a pint of chocolate ice cream. At least we used fat-free milk. #dietstartstomorrow

- A

Dec 09

Why are you still attempting to talk to me? Is my vaginal that magical?

Why are you still attempting to talk to me? Is my vaginal that magical?

Dec 08

#thingsguyssay
I don’t think you’re nuts, I just think you’re a bad person.

#thingsguyssay

I don’t think you’re nuts, I just think you’re a bad person.

Aug 24

An open letter to the (hot) doctors at my job

Dear Gentlemen,

Why don’t you ever hit on me? For 2 years and 8 months I have pranced around the hospital and medical school, and for 2 years and 8 months I’ve been ignored. We’ve crossed paths in the library, cafeteria, laboratory, hallway, and various seminars without one word ever being shared. I’ve seen my female coworkers and yours. While there are absolutely a handful of pretty women in white coats, we can all firmly attest that I am one of the more attractive young women here. But alas, nothing. Why not ask me my name, say hello, or simply flash friendly smile? I get that you’re busy, but where else are you going to meet women? I firmly believe men should always make the first move, so I’ll just pout at my desk in the meanwhile.

Waiting,

J

ilovecharts:

-pas-magnifique


To quote Clueless, “If I’m  too good for him, then how come I’m not with him?”

ilovecharts:

-pas-magnifique

To quote Clueless, “If I’m too good for him, then how come I’m not with him?”

Aug 23

Thinspiration, you can never start too young.
Parents, if you won’t stop your fat kids from eating Cheetos, Paul Kramer will do it for you. 

Thinspiration, you can never start too young.

Parents, if you won’t stop your fat kids from eating Cheetos, Paul Kramer will do it for you. 

Aug 05

NYC Men Are Dropping Like Flies

Rash of Untimely Male Deaths Make Women Feel Better About Themselves

Click through to read Kickin’ I.T.’s blog post. This girl has perspective.

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Jul 24